Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I sense a nightmare coming on

Dear Siblings,
Can you even imagine the amount of therapy we all would be going through right now had this sleeping bag been around during our childhood? I'm talking on top of the amount of therapy we are all currently going through for other reasons, including Napkin Man. I can't help but imagine Sleeping Bag Man and Napkin Man totally cahooting in the basement dungeon just waiting for mom to send me down for another bottle of canned plums.
This is only a small sampling of things that I try not reveal about myself. Imagine the horror when I finally learned that Napkin Man doesn't really exist, or should I say only existed in my house. You mean to tell me that Napkin Man, the one with the face of a Napkin, doesn't live in your storage room?

Well, that explains a lot.

Image via swissmiss.

7 comments:

Tom said...

Great. My therapist is NOT gonna appreciate this, Gina.

brook said...

Gee, thanks for the reminder sis! You know some of us are STILL sharing our sleeping quarters with Napkin Man. Apparently the Sleeping Bag Man now as well. Just as I was getting used to the spiders...

marci said...

Thanks for the walk down mysteria lane. Some classics are coming out of the unfinished basement for me too. You guys haven't forgotten those scarry Halloween masks have you? It's good we have each other...and therapy too!

Ames and Jer-da-me said...

Gina...

I had Purple Bears that lived in my basement storage room. I would seriously turn on every light on the way to the basement and grab what I needed and book it back upstairs. My parents always wondered why I was so winded from going downstairs to grab a jar of green beans. If you are still afraid of napkin man, I can send my purple bears over to take him out!

Two Wheeler said...

Fortunately I don't think I ever experienced napkin man in all his glory!

gina bina said...

Just you wait BD...Napkin Man has been known to show up at the dinner table.

Kami said...

What is it about coming up the stairs of the dark basement add 'napkin man' to the horror and we are doomed for sure. I so (well sort of) know what you are talking about. :)