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1. My idea of a "cat nap" is at least 3 hours long.
2. If I drink even the smallest amount of caffeine I'm up all night.
3. I lift one leg up while applying mascara.
   
4. I have vowed to give up most of my favorite TV shows.
5. Come fall line-up I'll probably most definitely regret this decision.
6. There is way too much filth on TV and I've become desensitized by it.
7. I get the Sunday night blues. Every. Sunday. Night.
   
8. When I'm scared, nervous, or anxious I pull out my eyebrows and eyelashes.
9. I only like green bananas.
10. Mark Rothko is my favorite American Artist.
11. I tweaked my back a couple weeks ago and the pain is slowly getting worse.
12. But I'm too scared to call the Dr. {insert Lindsey and Gob's chicken dance}
13. If Arrested Development was still on TV, I would not ever give it up.
14. My hubby shaves his legs and I love it. A lot.
15. Sometimes I'm jealous that he has sexier legs {by far} than I.
16. Then I remember that he rides his bike everywhere and I shut up.
17. I don't really want to plan our 10 year High School reunion.
    
18. I have a secret life.
19. I strongly dislike crude humor in movies.
20. The surrounding mountains give me a false sense of security.
21. I never thought a house this amazing existed in Salt Lake.
22. I just checked our bank account and we are exactly $699,000 short of owning it.
    
23. Sometimes not saying anything at all is the best possible thing.
24. Learning that the hard way is the worst possible thing.
25. I've unexpectedly made new friends this year.
26. My life has been blessed enormously because of them.
    
27. Still, perhaps nothing can replace my oldest friends.
    
28. Because they've seen me do stupid stuff and seen me naked and have possibly seen me do stupid stuff while naked.
29. They are my friends anyway, wherein lies the beauty of it all.
30. My relationship with Christ is without a doubt the most important thing in my life.
31. I do not appreciate Al Roker's humor.
32. I am totally jealous of someone who left last week to live in France.
33. Oh to be 20 again and want to travel the world just because I can.
34. I'm 27 and still want to travel the world.
35. I hope that sentiment never changes about me.
36. I only have room in my heart to love one pair of jeans at a time.
37. My new shoes are giving me the biggest baddest blisters and I don't care because they're beautiful.
38. I am discernibly terrified to become a mother.
39. If ever a mother, I predict I will be the biggest emotional disaster the world has ever seen.
    
40. Which is why I try not to think about it much.
41. I think about one or both of my grandmother's everyday.
    
42. I shave my fingers and toes.
43. As much as I try to hide it, I'm a true introvert.
44. Sometimes I cry for no palpable reason which becomes reason enough to keep crying.
45. I consciously have to force myself to drink enough water during the day.
    
46. I remember 9/11 like it was yesterday.
47. I channel Diana Ross whenever possible.
48. Hugging my pillow while sleeping brings me insurmountable joy.
49. After an experience I had this year, I will never discount the meaning of my dreams. Ever.
    
50. I have not eaten fast food since December 31st, 2008.
51. I don't miss it at all.
52. That's a lie. I miss Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich. And fries. But that's it.
    
53. It's a wonderful thing to be married to a hopeless romantic.
54. I do 90% of my clothes shopping at one store.
    
55. I am really proud of my family.
56. I freak out when I lose control of what's happening in my life.
57. I'm constantly forgetting which is my left and right, I mean my other left, or is it right?
58. First thing I do when I get home from work? Pants off!
59. I know a lot of secrets.
60. No, they are not about you.
61. I love trying new restaurants and would eat out everyday if I could.
62. I've been thinking a lot about law school.
63. Although I don't want to be a lawyer.
    
64. I miss learning in a secular environment.
65. I feel my brain is getting all soft and mushy.
    
66. I could watch Friends re-runs for hours and never get bored.
67. Which I guess is why my brain is all soft and mushy.
68. Admittedly, I am not a good housekeeper.
69. I keep a separate throw away journal where I write about things I intend to forget.
70. I love to cook for BD because everything I make is the best thing he's ever eaten.
71. Sometimes, eternity seems too damn long.
72. But if there are cheeseburgers involved, I might be into it.
73. Sometimes sad music is what makes me happy.
74. My food scale is my best friend.
75. I wish to write a children's book someday.
76. Today, Rome is my favorite place on the earth.
77. I once saw a women being raped and couldn't do anything about it.
78. Neither could she.
    
79. I get anxiety from driving a stick shift and will do everything in my power to avoid hills.
80. I don't get my feelings hurt that often.
81. But when I do, I don't get over hurt feelings very fast.
    
82. There are no words for how much I loathe people who litter cigarette butts.
83. I plan on dying before my husband.
84. He will be in big big trouble if he doesn't stick to the plan.
85. My feet are sooo ticklish that even a pedicure can turn into awkward feet flirting.
86. I think Alan Jackson is one sexy cowboy.
87. My favorite scripture is Ether 12:27.
88. I have a dream to buy a T@B RV and drive around North America with just BD.
89. My handwriting is an unpredictable mixture of random capital and lowercase letters.
90. I am more grateful for my job than almost anything else.
    
91. I really enjoy serving with the Young Women, they fill and refill a huge void in my life.
92. I live for Friday nights and Saturday mornings.
93. I kill plants. It's just a fact of life.
94. When I sit down in a movie theater, I have the uncontrollable urge to buckle my safety belt.
95. I hate theme parks.
    
96. And carnival food.
97. But I love museums.
98. And sushi.
99. Try not to hold that against me.
    
100. Whatever it is, I validate you, whoever you are.
101. BD and I are out the door this afternoon to LOTOJA 2009. Wish him luck!